Jews & Chinese Food

Jesse Brown (pictured above) has a couple theories about the connection between Jews and Chinese food. You can download it here.

(via Neatorama)


Viral Video Roundup

What if the Transformers were real?

Do the Right Thing on Sesame Street, with puppets.

Cheney is a Creep

Apache my Bitch up

Finally, viral video retrovision!

Schadenfreude Gone Wild!

Ok ok, I know this story has been covered to death, but...

Joe Francis cried to his mother as he was being led out of federal court, where he had to reappear to answer charges for having unauthorized prescription drugs in his room.

Wait, it gets better: the drugs were found because he tried to bribe a guard with $500
to get him some good bottled water (Joe Francis doesn't drink tap, fool!), and since prisoners aren't allowed to have cash, his cell was searched.

What poetic justice: Francis is nationally humiliated for his own stupidity and dependence on artificial mood enhancers, just like the girls his videos exploit. Karma's a bitch like that.