Breakin' and Poppin'

Child star Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton on "Fresh Prince") teaches you "the safe way to break and pop" in this totally awesome infomercial.

awesome article round-up

from around the tubes:

• flickrality: the version of reality where you rock at taking photos
• template for Yelp reviews
• Lite Brite cartoons flipping bird = act of terrorism
• related: Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the bomb shirt
  

via Dvorak:

• Illinois governor signs bill to bar judges from running under fake Irish names
• Man bets wife in card game and loses; wife so mad she leaves with winner
• Stolen Motel 6 towels = news in Euless, TX. Obviously.